I believe in the flesh and the appetites;
Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle.
Divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touch’d from;
The scent of these arm-pits, aroma finer than prayer;
This head more than churches, bibles, and all the creeds.”
–Walt Whitman – Leaves of Grass
Here’s the deal: The Deluxe Edition of The 3-Pack Jack Performance Art Set is now sold out. A pity, because for forty bucks you could have gotten the full-color three-book set, bound with a hand-sewn, sparkly jockstrap elastic band. However, you need not despair. You can still get the three-book set, bound with a fold-out poster of a vintage jockstrap advertisement, for only twenty bucks.
This work, this set of three chapbooks, this cut-and-paste collection of supposedly the best moments from performance art presentations in Los Angeles—West Hollywood, I will assume—is notable for its silliness, for the most part, with snippets of seriousness intertwined. Here’s a review that lauds the project in such a way that is, for me, a little too lofty. But hey…that’s just me.
“In an era when gay men increasingly strive for assimilation and normalcy, these artists shamelessly insist on their perverse erotics and subcultural difference. How thrilling to see a new generation of queer men who believe that radical sexual politics are at the core of gay liberation and who, even more audaciously, see the literary and performing arts as its primary cultural practice. This is a book immediately necessary for our times.”
–David Roman, author of O Solo Homo, Acts of Intervention: Performance, Gay Culture, and AIDS, and Performance in America: Contemporary U.S. Culture and the Performing Arts
Steven Reigns, who is noted as the curator of the performance art from which these chapbooks originated, is, according to his bio, the first City Poet of West Hollywood, an educator, and is credentialed in creative writing and clinical psychology. He is currently touring The Gay Rub, an exhibition of rubbings from LGBT landmarks.
So… Mister Wheeler, the owner of this review site, was kind enough to share a review copy—sans the sparkly jockstrap—for my perusal of this, as it’s described, ‘cum’ pilation of stories. What I found was silly, delightful, disturbing, and thought-provoking.
The chapbooks are divided into three categories: The (W)hole Story, Cum As You Are, and Cock Tales.
Book No. 1 – The (W)hole Story, is introduced by Mister Reigns with this observation: “I believe our life story could be told through the lens of our butt. …I want a world void of ass shame.” The book then segues to the performance artists who, for this part of the show, celebrate, yes, the butt.
Martin Matamoros gives us an account of a seventeen-year-old hooks up with a twenty-two year old “old” man. After vodka, and conversation, the “old” man finally whispers: “Mmm, Martin, sweet Martin, can I touch your mangina?” I kinda freaked out! “My, my what? My what!” He went on, “You know: your man-cunt, your boy-pussy, your guy-gash, your male-slot, your manhole, your boy-beaver, your mangina.” At that point I was totally creeped out. I was thinking, “This guy’s totally gonna Jeffery Dahmer my ass! Oh god, I hope I go good with Ranch!” And yet, I looked right at him and said, “Yes, touch my mangina.”
Well, the “old” man did more than touch that young man’s mangina. The deed done, the young man concludes, and remembers fondly that, “The nice man elevated my anus from pathetic butt hole to a kind of heaven.”
One of the next performers, chronicled in Book 1 with vivid color pictures, explains his performance this way: “For my performance I stood on stage and shot colored water out of the lower end of my colon onto a white swath of fabric, thus dyeing the fabric in bright colors of red, yellow and blue. I was mostly nude except for a jockstrap and footwear. I preserve the resulting dyed fabric by making it into personal garments for me to wear; the jockstrap is never washed again after it has been stained by the remnant of liquid that lingers after the performance. …Creating a rainbow from my anus is a provocative expression, symbolizing beauty, innocence and play created from what many people consider to be filthy.”
Let’s just do a few random quotes from Book 1: “…the cereal and milk of your choice cheerfully splash around in the receptive boy-butt of meta-icon James Franco.”
“The flexibility of the asshole provides a model of creativity, reciprocity and expansion.”
“Is the rectum a gallery?” (Well, yes, in Book 1, you will get a gallery of rectums in color and black and white.)
“Turns out, my anus is a source of glory and enlightenment. Turns out, my anus is a gateway to the numinous transpersonal gay psyche. Turns out, it’s basically a sacred-slutty, needy-powerful, tight but receptive buzzing hive of pleasure. Sometimes it’s like a bee hive is in my butt buzzing and full of honey, dripping and sweet, gooey and firm and needy!”
On to Book 2 – Cum As You Are. Mister Reigns explains that he curated this portion of the performance because of his feelings about cum: “Cumming is my favorite hobby, cum a byproduct of the heaven that is climax. …There’s a Buddhist saying that you cannot walk through the fog without getting a little bit of mist on your face. I’d like to add: one cannot sit through Cum As You Are without getting a little bit of cum on your face. Here is my honor to some of you in the audience.” Mister Reigns’ honor, then, is to provide, again in living color, photographs of young men with cum on their faces and clothes.
In “Cumming to Terms with Cum or How I Became a Bareback Gangbang Bottom,” by Ben Cuevas, we find a young man who wants, yes, to become a gangbang bottom. For me, this one was a little hard to smile through. The storytelling—perhaps a biography—reveals a young man who wants to become a super-duper bottom, but feels that becoming such a vessel is shameful. Until his leather-daddy explains that if he wants that as his destiny, then that’s okay; the risks of such behavior are secondary to the pride and pleasure of realizing his goal. So, he does it. With ten men, and concludes afterwards, “I’d become more than a super slut. I was a sacred whore, a vessel for the pleasure of others, a container for the creative juices of man. And lying there after the fact, with cum pooling out of my asshole onto the mattress, I thought to myself how blessed I was to receive such pleasure: to see that what I once viewed as transgression had metamorphosized into transcendence.”
In the “Whore of Babylon,” by Keith Hunter, the performance artist pours a white liquid onto his face from a seashell, wears a dildo on his head, is draped in pearls and tells us that, “I have come because my coming precedes the second coming, and as you ejaculate on me so shall Christ. And in the Lord’s sacred cum shall be washed clean even sins such as mine. In that shower of sacred cum I will be reborn! In that pool of hot semen, horse semen, dog semen, I will wallow and become God. For I am a whore, Hallelujah may the world fuck me for three pieces of silver and a kiss upon the cheek!”
The next performer, a young Asian man, Rich Yap, explains, “I cannot change the fact that I am gay, that I am Asian, and that I come across as effeminate. I cannot change someone’s preconceived notions about me. And it’s not going to do me any good to give in and hate those things about myself and to be passively mad at the world for unjustly valuing narrow views of masculinity. My cum no longer represents all the parts of myself I don’t like that I flush down the toilet or watch as it spirals down the shower drain. My cum is a part of me— literally. It carries my DNA. It carries all the love that I have to give to the world, and all the love that I have to give to myself.”
Book 3 – Cock Tales, which is about… (Do I really have to say?)
After Mister Reigns’ introduction, we see a series of pics where a young man in stripping from his noir detective outfit to his jockstrap. Then comes a narrative from Johnny McGovern—Remember? The Big Gay Sketch Show on Logo? The Gay Pimp videos on YouTube?—whose has a lot to say, and ends with a song full of angst because:
“…I Saw yer Cock on Craigslist/You’re telling it’s bullshit/but baby I know yer junk by sight…”
Then, Torrie Gregor reports that, “I’m trapped thinking about cocks past and the promise of cock to cum. Where my cock has been, what he has enjoyed, the cocks that have enjoyed me and the ones who want to. Not only is thought of cock ruining the possibility of my holding down a normal conversation, it’s ruining my life! You gotta help me!” He develops a mantra: “Dear Universe, it is I, cockmatized. I beckon your powers now more than ever. I beg of you, release me from the spell of cock. Allow to me to expend my energy in ways other than getting a 10 incher to explore my pleasure canal. Allow me to move from this incessant need to play with a throbbing rod. Allow me to see beyond the cock. Universe, I beg of you, allow me to move on. I need to move on! Please, give me strength to move on!”
Ian MacKinnon ends this third chapbook with a song and, after a key change, declares, “And one day you will find out that jerking off is spiritual if you do it right. You will see that you are a symbol of the archetypical dick of the universe and that you are the doorway to the new gay spirit revolution which will one day destroy homophobia and destroy sexism and racism and war and the cash-nexus and replace it all with gay love. Penis, make my dreams come true! Hey Penis, Penis”
Well… I don’t know if I’ve ever written a longer review. Actually, the boys who managed to put this thing together wrote it for me. It, ahem, speaks for itself. And, right now as I ponder the meaning of holes, cum, and cock in my own life, I’m not absolutely sure if, as David Roman said, “This is a book immediately necessary for our times.” Maybe. I mean… I mean that right now I’ve got a shitload of logs down the road that need cutting, splitting, and stacked. That’s part of what my “times” consists of. Years ago, I lived in Hollywood, near Hollywood Blvd. and Western, where the “times” were quite different, quite…gay. Now, about the only thing gay about my “times” is getting little missives from Mister Wheeler suggesting that even though I won’t get the jockstrap-bound edition, I might like this one.
“But if I were to venture my own generalizations, I would say that with the collapse of other social values (those of religion, patriotism, the family and so on), sex has been forced to take up the slack, to become our sole mode of transcendence and our only touchstone of authenticity. The cry for scorching, multiple orgasms, the drive toward impeccable and virtuoso performance, the belief that only in complete sexual compatibility lies true intimacy, the insistence that sex is the only mode for experiencing thrills, for achieving love, for assessing and demonstrating personal worth — all these projects are absurd.”
© 2015 George Seaton